Well, hmph. Seems like it's a good time for a coffee break, because the page that you've requested just isn't here. I don't know where it is, but it's not where one of us thought it was. (Hey, can you pass the creamer? Thanks.) 

Why has this happened, you may ask. Well, if you were trying to follow a link, then that link must be incorrectly written or outdated, because I never link to a file that I've forgotten to upload. Oh no, that never happens. Uh huh. (Wanna buy a bridge?)

Or it could be that the page you were looking for may have vaporized in a tragic server accident. (It's always best to refer to page vaporization as a "tragic accident" so as to avert suspicion that I went on an unseemly slash and burn.) Unfortunately, pages are occasionally flung into the aether.

Or, if we're being quite frank -- and it seems that we are, doesn't it? -- I might have just decided that the page was not fit to be seen, and therefore, zapped it until it was but a fading memory. Sometimes they just have to be put out of their misery, especially if they haven't been updated in ages and still feature design from my early days of HTMLising and pixelflogging. Some of that stuff is just too embarrassing to be allowed to exist any longer.

Erm, anyway, if you feel that you've ended up reading all of this nonsense because of something that needs my attention, please let me know by sending feedback via the contact form. I really do care. No really, I do. Hey, quit that snickering, I do!

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